Gaby's Mind

Whatever happens to be running through my silly brain

stand-by-me:

Someone let me know when they find my jaw on the ground

(Source: thegaysticky, via truncatedlegs)

  • cis person: so what are you, like, biologically?
  • me: water, 35 liters. carbon, 20 kilograms. ammonia, 4 liters. lime, 1.5 kilograms. phosphorous, 800 grams. salt, 250 grams. saltpeter, 100 grams. sulfur, 80 grams. fluorine, 7.5 grams. iron, 5 grams. silicon, 3 grams, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
orgashmeak:

by day i’m just a gay boy with a loud mouth but by night i’m a gay boy with a loud mouth who paints his face like the painted lady 

orgashmeak:

by day i’m just a gay boy with a loud mouth but by night i’m a gay boy with a loud mouth who paints his face like the painted lady 

(via bigbagoflittledonuts)

is-it-in-yet:

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

This happened to Gina just this weekend….

(Source: racingbarakarts)